hi im here to ruin everything
my texting speed varies from embarassingly fast to one week later slow
let us have a moment of silence for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity
reblog if your dick is longer than your arm
- "FREEDOM OF SPEECH"
- "STOP PULLING THE RACE CARD"
- "MY BEST FRIEND/BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND/WIFE/ HUSBAND/GRANDMOTHER’S SISTER’S UNCLE’S COUSIN IS BLACK"
- "UM IF SOMEONE SAID THIS ABOUT A BLACK PERSON IT WOULD BE RACIST"
- "THIS APPLE JUICE IS TOO SPICY"
let’s see you try to unfollow me without any arms